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White Noise Holiday Sweater

White Noise Holiday Sweater

Regular price $54.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $54.00 USD
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I'm dreaming of a white (noise) Christmas!  Of static-snow-filled TV screens and colors refracting through icy prisms.
Break free from the traditional "ugly" Christmas sweater with this TV test signal inspired all-over printed sweater.  Adorned with pastel RGB glitches and a retro CRT TV motif, this unconventional yet cozy holiday essential will have you turning heads at your next holiday gathering.

With a unisex fit, you can wear as-is or size up or down for a more fitted or oversize look - see size chart for fit details.

Order by Nov 24th for on-time Christmas delivery



• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank components sourced from China

This item is made-to-order. Fulfillment of this item may take longer than usual, as it is printed on demand.
If the base garment is out of stock from our supplier, an alternate base garment of the same type may be substituted. Details like fabric contents may differ in substitutes. Colors may vary from your device’s screen to the finished garment. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

 

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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